The real resolutions that dogs want for 2012:
1/ Owners on floor, dogs on bed.
2/ Give up the dream of ever catching my tail - with or without one.
3/ Stop begging and actually getting a seat at the table.
4/ Bark like a big dog but still get cuddled on lap like a little dog.
5/ Find every bone I ever buried.
6/ Become alpha dog in my house - at least stop letting the cat push me around.
7/ Invent goggles that allow me to see electric fences.
8/ Finally pass that damn Canine Good Citizen test.
My boys would like to add....Dinner at 4:30, Dessert at 4:40, and Snacks at 6pm and 8pm
Very funny and so true. Mine would add "catch every squirrel that steps foot in my yard."