The real resolutions that dogs want for 2012:

1/ Owners on floor, dogs on bed.

2/ Give up the dream of ever catching my tail - with or without one.

3/ Stop begging and actually getting a seat at the table.

4/ Bark like a big dog but still get cuddled on lap like a little dog.

5/ Find every bone I ever buried.

6/ Become alpha dog in my house - at least stop letting the cat push me around.

7/ Invent goggles that allow me to see electric fences.

8/ Finally pass that damn Canine Good Citizen test.

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Lol. Hilarious. True I'm sure.

LOL

My boys would like to add....Dinner at 4:30, Dessert at 4:40, and Snacks at 6pm and 8pm

Very funny and so true. Mine would add "catch every squirrel that steps foot in my yard."

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