"What happened to your dog's legs?" - MyCorgi.com2024-03-29T14:50:59Zhttp://mycorgi.com/forum/topics/what-happened-to-your-dogs-1?feed=yes&xn_auth=no"Legs? I don't see any legs!…tag:mycorgi.com,2014-05-23:1150197:Comment:18645212014-05-23T18:27:21.189ZLaura Rochettehttp://mycorgi.com/profile/LauraRochette
<p>"Legs? I don't see any legs! Well, what do you know--wouldja look at that!"</p>
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<p>"The vet told me she had to lose some weight."</p>
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<p>"She's bred to chase cats under the bed."</p>
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<p>"She's bred to stay off kitchen counters."</p>
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<p>"She's bred to be able to look squirrels and chipmunks in the eye."</p>
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<p>"Hey, she doesn't have to hurt her neck bending down to sniff everything."</p>
<p>"Legs? I don't see any legs! Well, what do you know--wouldja look at that!"</p>
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<p>"The vet told me she had to lose some weight."</p>
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<p>"She's bred to chase cats under the bed."</p>
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<p>"She's bred to stay off kitchen counters."</p>
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<p>"She's bred to be able to look squirrels and chipmunks in the eye."</p>
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<p>"Hey, she doesn't have to hurt her neck bending down to sniff everything."</p> We all know Corgi were used b…tag:mycorgi.com,2014-05-20:1150197:Comment:18640122014-05-20T15:58:38.762ZDenis J.http://mycorgi.com/profile/DenisJalbert
<p>We all know Corgi were used by Fairies for battle right?</p>
<p>Well over the years, with the advancement of video games and smart devices, fairies have gotten lazy and took one some heavy pounds. That's why you don't see them flying anymore and they've been pretty hard on Corgi's back. Those extra pounds have shortened the legs over the years as the fairies now use them quite frequently just to get around. Corgi legs used to be twice longer in lost history.</p>
<p>"Lazy Overweigth…</p>
<p>We all know Corgi were used by Fairies for battle right?</p>
<p>Well over the years, with the advancement of video games and smart devices, fairies have gotten lazy and took one some heavy pounds. That's why you don't see them flying anymore and they've been pretty hard on Corgi's back. Those extra pounds have shortened the legs over the years as the fairies now use them quite frequently just to get around. Corgi legs used to be twice longer in lost history.</p>
<p>"Lazy Overweigth Fairies".</p>
<p>That's the reason. Case closed. :)</p>
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<p><a href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/3126246086?profile=original" target="_self"><img class="align-full" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/3126246086?profile=original" width="600"/></a></p> My roommates and I say that m…tag:mycorgi.com,2014-05-20:1150197:Comment:18642532014-05-20T14:49:47.437ZCristy Sheppardhttp://mycorgi.com/profile/CristySheppard
<p>My roommates and I say that my corgi lost his legs in the Great Corgi War.</p>
<p>This came because we'd relate him to Hank Hills dad off of King of the Hill</p>
<p>My roommates and I say that my corgi lost his legs in the Great Corgi War.</p>
<p>This came because we'd relate him to Hank Hills dad off of King of the Hill</p> I tell people:
"Corgis love t…tag:mycorgi.com,2014-01-03:1150197:Comment:18322772014-01-03T15:46:03.044ZLA Stewarthttp://mycorgi.com/profile/LisaAndersonStewart
<p>I tell people:</p>
<p><em><strong>"Corgis love to run their legs off."</strong></em></p>
<p>OR I point to one of our Corgis and say:</p>
<p><em><strong>"She ran her legs off."</strong></em></p>
<p>I tell people:</p>
<p><em><strong>"Corgis love to run their legs off."</strong></em></p>
<p>OR I point to one of our Corgis and say:</p>
<p><em><strong>"She ran her legs off."</strong></em></p> "My corgi is a subwoofer."tag:mycorgi.com,2014-01-01:1150197:Comment:18319822014-01-01T07:49:29.243ZKimberly Weibelthttp://mycorgi.com/profile/KimberlyWeibelt
"My corgi is a subwoofer."
"My corgi is a subwoofer." I got him at a 50% percent of…tag:mycorgi.com,2013-12-28:1150197:Comment:18313632013-12-28T09:16:30.815ZN a t h a n & L u f f yhttp://mycorgi.com/profile/Luffy
<p>I got him at a 50% percent off sale</p>
<p>I got him at a 50% percent off sale</p> I would like to respond, but…tag:mycorgi.com,2013-12-28:1150197:Comment:18311512013-12-28T00:40:33.356ZHollyhttp://mycorgi.com/profile/Holly128
<p>I would like to respond, but I am intimidated and slightly annoyed by the limit of 250 submissions. How does one choose from all the hilarious, intriguing responses? I am asked more often about Sully's missing tail than her low-rider status, but I did hear a great interaction from a friend who happens to be a doctor who was born with one hand. A little boy she was treating asked her what happened to her arm. She responded happily,</p>
<p>"I was just born this way. I am just…</p>
<p>I would like to respond, but I am intimidated and slightly annoyed by the limit of 250 submissions. How does one choose from all the hilarious, intriguing responses? I am asked more often about Sully's missing tail than her low-rider status, but I did hear a great interaction from a friend who happens to be a doctor who was born with one hand. A little boy she was treating asked her what happened to her arm. She responded happily,</p>
<p>"I was just born this way. I am just different."</p>
<p>The little boy responded, "I am different too. I have a penis."</p>
<p>My friend's male college responded, "Only one?"</p>
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<p>Everyone had a good laugh at that one. Same applies to tales and legs I think.</p> Impeccable logic. Why didn't…tag:mycorgi.com,2013-12-27:1150197:Comment:18308912013-12-27T19:28:51.015ZJohn Wolffhttp://mycorgi.com/profile/JohnWolff92
<p>Impeccable logic. Why didn't I think of this?</p>
<p>Impeccable logic. Why didn't I think of this?</p> Those are thick stubby piston…tag:mycorgi.com,2013-12-25:1150197:Comment:18301212013-12-25T01:38:01.724ZKimhttp://mycorgi.com/profile/Kim496
<p>Those are thick stubby pistons he uses when he rears up like a T-Rex and slams down with all the ponderous weight of his doggie fat rolls to stun unsuspecting ground squirrels into submission. (true story, it was an amazing and at the same time horrifying sight)</p>
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<p>Once I was bathing him in a dog wash that had raised bathtubs. One lady looked over and said, "You're dog is so good! I wish mine would lay down like that" Uh, ma'am, he's actually still standing 9_9</p>
<p>Those are thick stubby pistons he uses when he rears up like a T-Rex and slams down with all the ponderous weight of his doggie fat rolls to stun unsuspecting ground squirrels into submission. (true story, it was an amazing and at the same time horrifying sight)</p>
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<p>Once I was bathing him in a dog wash that had raised bathtubs. One lady looked over and said, "You're dog is so good! I wish mine would lay down like that" Uh, ma'am, he's actually still standing 9_9</p> "His legs stopped growing whe…tag:mycorgi.com,2013-12-24:1150197:Comment:18301682013-12-24T01:59:14.218ZGromit, Sparkle, and Doughttp://mycorgi.com/profile/DougKlassen
<p>"His legs stopped growing when they reached the ground."</p>
<p>"His legs stopped growing when they reached the ground."</p>