Francis Wilson St. Croix

Male

Fresno, CA

United States

Profile Information:

Hometown:

Woodlake, Ca. It's more than a town....it's a way of life.

About Me:

My name is Francis Wilson St. Croix. You may call me Francis if you wish. I am a beautiful and luxurious Pembroke Welsh Corgi.....I'm sure you can tell by my photos that I'm not even close to kidding when I say that I'm a pretty big deal. While you're wiping the drool off of your face I'll tell you a little about myself. I was born on Super Bowl Sunday and hit the ground running. My hobbies include biting, napping, chewing on socks, and eating. I enjoy long walks in the backyard and peeing on the grass. I also enjoy playing fetch and running up the stairs. But what you really want to know is what turns me on, right? I'll tell ya, it doesn't get any better than when my Mom's bowling partner comes over and I hump her leg. They all yell at me, but I know that it's just because they're jealous. I know I'm young, but I know a thing or two about women. Someday I'd like to find myself a really nice bitch and settle down....maybe have a couple kids....get us set up in a nice house somewhere and live off the fat o the land.

Welsh Corgi Breeder?

No

About My Corgi(s):

Birthdate: Feb 1, 2009
Aggressiveness: 3.5
Attractiveness: 10+
Intelligence level: 10+
Top speed: 5.6 mph
Special skills: bowhunting, frescoe painting, bilingual in French and German
Bite to lick ratio: 10:1
Sightings: crates, trolling the vet's office for bitches, tile floors
Heroes: Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris
Favorite color: food
Favorite Band: Guns N Roses

I have:

Pembroke

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