Francis Wilson St. Croix

Male

Fresno, CA

United States

Profile Information:

Hometown:
Woodlake, Ca. It's more than a town....it's a way of life.
About Me:
My name is Francis Wilson St. Croix. You may call me Francis if you wish. I am a beautiful and luxurious Pembroke Welsh Corgi.....I'm sure you can tell by my photos that I'm not even close to kidding when I say that I'm a pretty big deal. While you're wiping the drool off of your face I'll tell you a little about myself. I was born on Super Bowl Sunday and hit the ground running. My hobbies include biting, napping, chewing on socks, and eating. I enjoy long walks in the backyard and peeing on the grass. I also enjoy playing fetch and running up the stairs. But what you really want to know is what turns me on, right? I'll tell ya, it doesn't get any better than when my Mom's bowling partner comes over and I hump her leg. They all yell at me, but I know that it's just because they're jealous. I know I'm young, but I know a thing or two about women. Someday I'd like to find myself a really nice bitch and settle down....maybe have a couple kids....get us set up in a nice house somewhere and live off the fat o the land.
Welsh Corgi Breeder?
No
About My Corgi(s):
Birthdate: Feb 1, 2009
Aggressiveness: 3.5
Attractiveness: 10+
Intelligence level: 10+
Top speed: 5.6 mph
Special skills: bowhunting, frescoe painting, bilingual in French and German
Bite to lick ratio: 10:1
Sightings: crates, trolling the vet's office for bitches, tile floors
Heroes: Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris
Favorite color: food
Favorite Band: Guns N Roses
I have:
Pembroke

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  • Susan Stanton

    He's just so cute, that little Francis! I know the biting will resolve itself -- and you'll miss his puppy days desite the biting. My Bertie will be 5 next month, and I can't believe so much time has passed so quicly, seems like just yesterday my hands looked like I'd rubbed a grater over them, lol

    Apr 26, 2009

  • Gabby and Lilly

    Ha! Ha! Love your profile info! What an educated pooch w/ German and French languages and fresco painting- wow! You won't have any trouble finding the right "bitch" with all your knowledge AND good looks ;).

    Jul 19, 2009

  • JH

    ROFL. your about me is too funny.

    Jul 20, 2009