It wasn't one I posted.  I was listening to my iPod on my way to work and I figured it out.  I just had to use it.

Corizma Better Together

There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard

No song that I could sing, but I…

Waffle, what are you hiding from? Is it... YOUR BIRTHDAY? 

Well, time beats on.  You're an adult now!  No more excuses. ... Okay, some excuses.  You're cute enough for extra leniency.

Anyways, I am a bad mom.  I haven't registered him yet, and if I don't in the next month, it is going to cost $85 to do so. ... Instead of the…