This picture was on The Daily Corgi today and after I recovered from the tears of the image, I was dying to know what it said.  Is the dog okay?  Were they reunited?

Can someone translate the text?

Bear is shedding like CRAZY - notice the sheets and blankets covering my couch.  He hates to be brushed, yet when I brush him he just complains like a child, but continues to stay within brushing reach.  It cracks me up - no one is holding or restraining him, or making him stay on the couch near the brush, yet he stays.  Silly corgis.

1.  My corgis will NEVER blow their coat at the same time.  This would make my life entirely too easy.  Instead, Bear will shed now, for the next three weeks, THEN Goldy will begin her molting.  MUCH better to drag it out over two months.

2.  Although raised in my home, Goldy will forever be an outside dog.  She goes outside to lay in the grass/snow/mud whenever she can.  Today I hadn't heard from her in a bit and went to check on her...she had made herself a little bed in…