1 Blaming your farts on me.........not funny......not funny at all
2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG
3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check things out. Exactly whose walk is this?
4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop It!
5 Any haircut that involves ribbons and bows. Now you know why we chew your thing when your not home.
6 The sleight of hand,fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog. Whoooooooo, what a proud moment for you.
7 Taking me to the vets for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
8 Getting upset when I sniff your guest crotches. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered the handshake.
9 Dog Sweaters. Hello???? Have you noticed the fur?

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