I would get a tattoo of my Corgi but they are so expensive around here. We have a great tat artist in town and I bet for enough cash he could do a great Leo tat.
Gwynnie wants a tatoo -- "BORN TO FRAP" under a skull & crossbones (a dog skull), but I vetoed the idea. We'd have to shave her for the tattoo, and then it wouldn't even show after her fur grows back.
How about a pawfrint with the centerpad heart-shaped?
Gwynnie wants a tatoo of a piece of bacon. Doesn't have to LOOK like bacon -- just SMELL like bacon.
Dad says no; she'd get tired of every dog in the neighborhood following her around all the time.