Got nothin' else to do? Listen to the off-the-wall audio embedded in this story: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/03/aggravated_cat...

heh! And let us all thank our lucky stars that our pet of choice is the corgi. And remember: Never, ever kick a cat... ;-)

Speaking of the which, Pup passed her first veterinary exam with flying colors. Has her second puppy shots now and also has acquired a new following of fans at the vet's office. The chiropractor next door popped out of his office as we walked by to effuse about how CUTE she is, too.