Be haughty all you want

I am not fased by your ways



Everywhere I go I see your twin

But do you see anyone that looks like me?



My ears perfect isosceles triangles

I bleach my chest every night



Am I a fox?

Vulpes? You say.



WRONG!



Oh lady, (that is what they call you)

Your breath stinks of ALPO



I will blog all day.



Keep looking out your window.



Keep wishing

Keep dreaming

Keep… Continue

You see me out your window.



What makes you so jealous?



Is it my endless supply of pupperoni's?



Do you not have any of these delicious meat sticks?



Perhaps it is your floppy boxer ears?



My chest is as white as new fallen snow.



My tail is docked perfectly so.



I am the king of street. With many snausage treats.



So continue to live in your personal hell haughty training dog.



Sit by as your owner makes… Continue