Still Haughty, still a hater. (Haughty training dog part II)
You see me out your window.
What makes you so jealous?
Is it my endless supply of pupperoni's?
Do you not have any of these delicious meat sticks?
Perhaps it is your floppy boxer ears?
My chest is as white as new fallen snow.
My tail is docked perfectly so.
I am the king of street. With many snausage treats.
So continue to live in your personal hell haughty training dog.
Sit by as your owner makes excuses for why I drive you wild.
Behold the Awesomeness.
And oh yeah:
Eat dirt haughty training dog!
What makes you so jealous?
Is it my endless supply of pupperoni's?
Do you not have any of these delicious meat sticks?
Perhaps it is your floppy boxer ears?
My chest is as white as new fallen snow.
My tail is docked perfectly so.
I am the king of street. With many snausage treats.
So continue to live in your personal hell haughty training dog.
Sit by as your owner makes excuses for why I drive you wild.
Behold the Awesomeness.
And oh yeah:
Eat dirt haughty training dog!
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Comment by Franklin on May 3, 2008 at 12:57pm
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More HTD tomorrow.
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Comment by Tracie & Emmy on May 2, 2008 at 8:54pm
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OK you should really be a comedy writer or something... this is too good! I think I would almost rather see pics of the HTD masters now rather than the HTD herself!!! LOL
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Comment by Kitty's Corner on May 1, 2008 at 11:36pm
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I love it and am waiting for more...more.....MORE!!!
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I'm not sure how we'll pull off the pic since I usually laugh at their attempted cover up of HTD's inferiority complex and go into my house laughing. But if you could see the "odd couple" that are HTD's masters you be so pleased you could die in peace. Stay tuned for more adventures of Franklin's adventures and the toppling of HTD.
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Comment by James on May 1, 2008 at 9:08pm
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ooh, we have a giant schnauzer like that in my neighborhood. I'm waiting for the day they train him to do push-ups on the front lawn.
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The "haughty training dog" is our neighbor's boxer. Unlike Franklin who is well mannered but a free spirit at heart, htd is constantly being marched around the neighborhood and expected to behave perfectly. Her real name is lady. Her owners demand perfect behavior and are constantly training it to be disciplined and obey commands like a marine at boot camp. HTD has only one fault. The mere sight of Franklin incites a fury that both frustrates and traumatizes her crazy owners. These episodes prompt ridiculous excuses from her owners such as "She is so well behaved off leash, it's just when she's on leash that she gets like this" In reality it is the perpetual awesomeness of Franklin and his carefree lifestyle that incites the jealous rage.
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YES... sneak a pic!! We need to see.
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Comment by Geri & Sidney on May 1, 2008 at 8:19pm
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I want to see a picture too! (and why do you refer to him as such, anyway? It's so catchy!)
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Completely awesome, and beautifully written. Your corgi has excelent penmanship. (Could this poem contain some human intervention?). Id love to see a picture of the haughty training dog!
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