Corgi the Super Villian!!

Don’t let that smile fool you. Or the fact that not having a tail makes them have to shake their entire butt when they are excited. It may be cute and adorable but behind those beady eyes and ears that can easily get 185 channels of HD programming is a devious mind that never stops turning. Look at your dog right now and tell me that through the fur and the fluff, sinister ideas aren’t forming into plans of world domination. Well, maybe just front yard or dog park domination anyway. My mother always said that some dogs think they are smarter than their owners and it is up to us to show them they are wrong. Well, what happens when your dog doesn’t only think he’s smarter than you, he absolutely knows without a doubt he is smarter than you? With a Corgi the mind never shuts off. Even when they sleep they are plotting ways to get extra walks, treats and anything, we the silly humans, are willing to part with. That is why I am petitioning Marvel comics to release a 4^th and final Spider man film in which Spidey must match wits with an un-altered, un-enhanced, purebred Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Trust me, the only reason the film wouldn’t work is because 20 minutes in to it Peter Parker would be more interested in taking cute pictures of his nemesis attacking a sprinkler head or chewing on a bone while spread eagle on his back. All the while the pleasantly plump four legged fiend would be slowly gathering and stock piling the world’s entire supply of peanut butter. For those out there still not willing to admit that you could possibly bring such a devilish creature into your house I ask you one question. Is anything that cute, really ever that innocent? I rest my case. And Corky wants everyone to know that an oil painting of a Red and White Male Corgi would look great in the oval office. Just a suggestion.

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Comment by Charlie on February 5, 2008 at 8:30pm: I'm sure Charlie has planned a hostile takeover of the Kong factory. The final kink in his strategy is trying to figure out how to avoid having to ask me for a ride or airfare.

Comment by Lauren + Winston on February 5, 2008 at 8:19pm: hahaha wow seriously i love your blogs they're hilarious. my 10 year old brother thought it was funny as well :D

Comment by Francine on February 5, 2008 at 7:53pm: Not only the stare...but the persistent barking when they don't get what they want!!! I don't know who is training who in our house.

Comment by Corgi Mom on February 5, 2008 at 7:46pm: LOL. You ain't lyin'! :-D And to think we have 4 PWC's and 1 Cardi in our household. We just thank the Great Corgi Diety that we have the honor of taking care of our furbabies. ;-)

Comment by Carol Braitman on February 5, 2008 at 7:36pm: DOn't forget the super stare. Maintaining eye contact until you cave to their every demand...

Comment by Patti on February 5, 2008 at 7:32pm: My thoughts, exactly - I thought I would introduce u to the greatest book I ever read to my daughter... check out the last photo i added....