Pre-requisite reading materials (original source) can be found here :
http://www.mycorgi.com/profiles/blog/show?id=1150197%3ABlogPost%3A9...
I really liked that post so I thought I would relate one to todays happenings.

The BabyGate Scandal : Games to play with your human

Why cant I pleez u, haughty training humanz?

Ur usually prety nize / n' generus wit ma treetz.

Y r U soo aNgRy wen I peas?

Is itz ur coWChez / or ur seetz?


LEts me in UR back bedrums, if only U don mind...

I lef YOU a little pupy treetz.

undur uR deSk u'll surly find.


So member wen we Go ouside

And I don go U-know-What

Ur gona B wakin upz too-knight

andz smel ma bunny butt.


Author : Cheez-it


Cheez did really good all day, he met a new person down the street and was pretty excited. She had a well behaved dog in the garage, who sat and stayed (unleashed) when I told her that he hasnt finished his shots. Cheez-it looked like he really wanted to play, but kept some composure. Later in the evening on our last walk of the night, he had a little spout of energy. Naturally he assumed the best way to unwind was by re-verting back to leash-wrestling. (If that were an AKC dog-sport we would be rich). He persisted the entire walk so I cut it short and I THOUGHT (keyword) he finished all his official puppy business. We came inside, and he jolted to my bedroom while I washed my hands for literally 5 seconds. There WOULD be a baby-gate there but I took it down to give him a bath earlier. Oh, he knew what he was going to do as soon as he noticed it was removed. This was a planned escape and it seems he brought some work home for the evening. I didnt go in that room and notice until an hour later when the smell was overpowering the rest of the house...... He left some "work papers" under my office desk, but hell, at least he can sit/shake/lay now. It's a trade off I suppose, but sometimes I think Johnny had better terms with the devil.