Dear Readerz

Az you knowz, Miss Daisy iz here to stay. She iz so polite. Momma sez I could takes lessonz from her. What duz dat means do you s'pose? I didn't know dat Momma broughted Miss Daisy into our fambly to be my toootor. But dat must be what she means, az she iz alwayz saying dat if I do nots behave myselfs I will be tutored an' not go to no more showz.

Since Daisy comed here to be wif us, we haz had lots a good tymez. I am hardly a bad boy at all . . . well, if I were troof-full I would have to say dat I has been a wittle bads here an' there.

Momma callz it the 'new babee sin-drome' whitch I am not sure the meaning uv, excepts dat she sez it when she has caughted me in doing something dat she alwayz callz 'de unspeakable.' For instance, dis mornin' I am not sure why, I whizzed on de corner ov Daisy's EXPENSIVE new nest . . . When Momma founds de pee, dat iz how she saids it: all in capital letterz. Den I knowz de New Baby Syndrome haz striked again. I dids it.

Another bad I has done today waz to eats Daisy's breakfast. Well, it waz der in her bowl an' she hadn't eated it, an' it had been at least 5 minnits . . . so I knowed dat she waz done wif her eats. So I ated it to make sure dat her bowl wemained cween an' sanitary. Well, like wif de whizz, Momma was peeved (related to da whizzing???) wif me an' tol' me so. I is sorta sorry, mainly cuz den Daisy gotted some better foods and dose she ated right up.

Life iz so unfair.

But, weally, we iz having lotsa fun. Daisy now sleeps on da bed wif us ebry night and dat is nice. She sleeps up by Momma's head whiles I guardz Mommas feets.

An' de best newz so far iz dat Daisy had her first eber frisk since she haz been here. It wuz berry cute. She smiled an' did a little fwisky hop or two. Dat mades bofe Momma an' me verwy happy.

It iz a good day, dat iz for shure. Of course, ebry day iz a good one if you lets it be, Momma sez. An' so dat iz how we lives here, az de other way iz wasting pwecious time together.

Well, dear Readerz, it is a nice spwing day here. Da apple blossoms iz comin' out. Da beez iz here buzzin'. An' de bweeze is blowing. Wat more can's a corgi ast for? Nuffing.

Skeezix

PS We can tellz it iz spwing cuz dis girl comez around to visit--so Momma taked her pikchur!!