|Give me the noms NOW!|
|Shooting for the Guinness World Record for longest time holding a 1-lb rawhide in one's mouth.
"I'z so tired."
|Snow to Dogs = Catnip to Cats|
|She's crazy if she thinks I'm gonna bounce with these on.|
|Not pooping in the rain, not no way, not no how.|
|This is your dog on sugar.|
|Happy Dog or Smiling Grinch???|
|Dewi to Kirby (his littermate): "Dude. Hot Cavalier chick to your right."|
|Making a really good wish or constipated?|
|WhatCHU doin? (jail bait edition)|
|[In the vet's parking lot.] Dewi to Jon: "Hey, dude, how's my drivin?"
Jon to Dewi: "I think we're parked, man."
|Jon Farleigh - upon seeing the humans bring out the dog beer keg.|