I took Banzai out to go potty, and on our way in I see him pick up a plastic sandwich bag. I take the bag from him and toss it away. But when we got inside I saw that he had something else in his mouth. I asked "what do you have," which is normally our sign to him that he has something he knows he is not supposed to. I reach in to grab it. He turns away quickly and then SNAP. He bites me.
Needless to say I was shocked. Outside of playing around he has never bit any of us. Even when he does bite during play we yelp, say "no bite," and place him on his back so that he calms down. This was 100% intentional. Banzai did NOT want to give up what he had and tried pushing his luck with me.
After the shock wore off I moved in again to get the item out of Banzai's mouth. He growled and tried to move away again. I told him to "give it to me," and "drop it" over and over again. I managed to tear off a big chunk of the thing and realized that it was some kind of duck tape. WTH? He was fighting me over THAT?! I advanced on him once more, and with a lot more vocal protest from Banzai I got the rest of the tape out of his mouth.
With the initial threat out of the way I grabbed Banzai and placed him on his back. We use this move as a means to get him to calm down and to show our dominance. We are above him and he needs to know that. Biting the boss is a no, no. I hold him still until he calms down and stops squirming. Then I let him up, and went into the bedroom where Ryan was.
"...He bit me."
"He bit you?"
*nods* "He did it on purpose too."
I told Ryan the story. He mentioned that he saw the bag and stuff lying around earlier, and kept Banzai away from it. I told him that I was pissed. I was mad at the person who just threw their trash in our back yard and I was also angry at Banzai for testing me. Ryan thinks that Banzai did it because he wasn't around. Usually Ryan is the one who holds Banzai down for biting, and Banzai probably thought that he could get away with it with me. No dice. I held him down too and Ryan was proud to hear it. But I was still upset. I told Ryan that if Banzai needs to go out again that he should be the one to take him because I was so upset.
Banzai does not need anger from me he needs discipline, and he won't get that from me right now. So I am taking a break, and keeping my distance. I'm taking the time to type this out so that I can cool off, and be a better mommy to him.
I have an appointment with my shrink tomorrow morning and I want to take Banzai with so she can meet him. Unfortunately for the little snot this means a bath.
Hehehehe, revenge! :F
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