That when your precious corgi does something wrong.. you blame your spouse/significant other...
like this morning.. I was awakened by my husband going "are you kidding?" I grumble.. "did he poop?" "No" "did he pee" "no"
At this I sit up in bed a little bit grumbling about waking up before 8 on my only day completely off. Matt comes in and says, "Owen chewed on your brown flats." I knew I had left them on the floor but not in an area Owen has free reign. And up until now shoes haven't been that interesting to him.. I also thought Owen had chewed my cheapy brown target flats that I was about to throw out.. no just like his mommy expensive things are better. He chewed the steve madden wedges because dad hadn't penned him while he was in the shower. Clearly Matt's fault. clearly. Owen is 4 months old.. not to be trusted.. He tried to lap up spilled spoiled coffee mate creamer last night out of the trash... not to be trusted.. All in all I must have slept well because I'm feeling reasonable and the shoes were over 2 years old and the heel on them wasn't that good.. perhaps this is a sign.
Owen Damage Report:
1 Brown Steve Madden Wedge
1 Charter Club Sheet Set
multiple shoe laces
Owen Attempted Damage Report:
All of mommy's flip flops
Carpet and rugs corners
Mature Japanese Maple outside
So there we have it..... In other news Owen crashed a Scotty Club picnic on Saturday. He stole the show because in public he is a little gem and as always a little gentleman :). He did get a noseful from a bunch of scotty's. Nobody (meaning owner's) would let them really play.. back to big dogs..
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