I found this on another site that I use..It made me smile!

10 PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

1 Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!

2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7 Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up YOUR poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

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Comment by Meaghan Lopez on June 4, 2010 at 8:33pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awsome!!!!
Comment by Sam Tsang on June 3, 2010 at 10:48am
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
..... LMAO
Comment by Roger/Laurie on June 3, 2010 at 10:11am
so true, can't stop laughing
Comment by Chris West on June 3, 2010 at 9:48am
That is great, just great!! Super funny, thanks for sharing!!
Comment by Nicola Porter on June 3, 2010 at 8:59am
Love it, very funny.

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