What is the nastiest thing your dog has ever rolled in?

Well, since I live next to the beach, I'm taking advantage of it! Waffle loves to chase crabs the most. But, yesterday, he found something he loved even more than chasing crabs...

Oh god. What is that thing?! We went for a walk, and from a distance, it looked like a deflated beach ball. Oh, I wish it were a deflated beach ball. It was a dolphin head. It had been there quite a long time-- its eyes were missing and its blubber was stringy and seeping out of its eye-holes. Its jawbones stuck out every which way, had only a handful of teeth left, and apparently it was THE BEST THING EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER. Even better than hot dogs, or bothering the cat-- or squirrels! The. Best. Thing. Ever. His eyes lit up like it was Christmas, and he dipped a shoulder down to roll in it. So naturally, I freaked out and screamed "NO." and clapped my hands and looked confused and hoped *desperately* that he would listen to me and not give in to his excitement. To my extreme surprise, he obeyed, and instead settled for rolling next to the dolphin head. He rolled in the sand and surf for a good five minutes before he got up and frapped around the thing for an additional handful of minutes. My god, he was so excited. I am so, so glad he did not roll on it. Ew. That took some immense self control and respect for me, his Stupid Human Who Wouldn't Know the Holy Grail if I Ate Off of It for a Hundred Years. So, guys, has your doggy rolled (or almost rolled) in something unspeakably disgusting? Ugh, that dolphin head was so gross, I can't stop thinking about it.

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Comment by Beth on July 10, 2010 at 7:15pm: Wow, we've had dead snake, coyote poop, and some crawfish but nothing that nasty! Good boy Waffle! I hope you gave him lots of yummies for stopping when he did!

Comment by Bax & Zigs & Rosie on July 10, 2010 at 7:03pm: Wow, that would have been awful. Baxter usually rolls in the grass, so whatever it is he's rolling in, I can't see it. Thankfully it hasn't ever been poop or anything that has left him all gross.

Did you draw that comic? It's super cute.

Comment by Marion and Vern on July 10, 2010 at 6:43pm: buffalo dung, thank goodness it was dry!

Comment by Libby and Dyddy!! on July 10, 2010 at 5:33pm: Dead birds.....or lizards. Ew. Some things they would roll in I couldn't even identify. *shudders*