Is something wrong with my dogs?  I mean, I'm not exactly complaining, but my dogs' poop don't stink.  Isn't normal, healthy dog poop s'pozed to be just a little, y'know, noisome?   Am I not feeding them right or something?  Could there be some long-term, chronic problem with their digestive tracts?  Why would this affect both of them?

They don't even have dogbreath; their mouths smell puppy-fresh.  Their coats smell as fresh as morning air in springtime.  Isn't a normal dog home expected to smell a bit doggy?  It seems... wrong.  This is Seattle.  They're always wet -- everything is wet here -- shouldn't they smell like a moldy wet dog, instead of like some stupid air-freshener?

And they don't bark much -- and when they do bark, it's not loud, grating and annoying like normal dogs' barking.  They don't seem to do much:  they don't chase cats or molest wildlife, chew shoes, eat the carpet, pee on the floor, gnaw on the furniture, or do the kinds of stuff normal dogs do.  They spend lots of time sleeping.  When I come home after work, they greet me at the door as if they've been desperately waiting to see me all day.   It's like they're really depressed or something. 

Their fur is falling out, too.  I've been finding loose bits of corgi fur on my floor.

What should I do!?