Cleaning the House with Caesar
Real life story inspired by Caesar...
How to Clean the House with 3 month Caesar
1 - Take a walk around the house and start a game plan. Be followed by Caesar.
2 - Start with laundry. Make a pile of whites. Chase Caesar around the house yelling "leave it" as an attempt to have him drop your socks.
3 - Make a pile of colors. Chase Caesar around the house as he picks once again the same sock you have taken away from him.
4 - Put Caesar in crate, feel guilty, and decide to put up with his shenanigans
5 - Make a pile of delicates. Chase Caesar as he does laps around the house with your delicates.
6 - Take load of white to laundry room.
7 - Remove Caesar from pile of colors
8 - Play with Caesar as laundry is being done
9 - Start folding laundry
10 - Hang your jacket to dry. Make puppy stop playing "tug-o-war" with your jacket
11 - Hang your jacket higher.
12 - Remove flying Caesar who jumped on jacket and is now hanging by his teeth.
13 - Neatly put laundry away
14 - Chase Caesar as he runs with the sock that fell as you took into your closet.
15 - Forget closet door open. Try not to kill puppy when you realize he's playing tug-o-war with a VERY expensive dress. Spend 20 minutes making sure dress is ok and puppy does not need to be killked. Close closet door. Trip on puppy who decided to stay right behind you.
16 - Start cleaning bathroom. Remove toilet paper empty roll from Caesar's mouth. Pick up pieces everywhere.
17 - Clean bathroom. Realize puppy is too quiet. Realize puppy is no where to be found. Panic... hear a quiet growl and find puppy under the bed. Remove shoes from puppy's mouth. Give him his chew toy and see him ignore it. Remove fuzzies from puppy and realize you REALLY need to vacuum....
18 - Take puppy out to relieve himself
19 - Take the chance and take a whole lot of trash out
20 - Come back and realize puppy pad is in pieces
21 - Clean patio
22 - Give puppy a different chew toy and watch him ignore it once again
23 - Grab Caesar and cover him in kisses
24 - Let puppy in the house again
25 - Tell puppy once again to stop jumping on your jacket
26 - Hear chomping in the kitchen. Find puppy chewing on jewerly
27 - Give puppy a different chew toy. See him chew for five minutes
28 - Vacuum the house. Try to convince Caesar that the vacuum cleaner is not evil and he can stop chasing it.
29 - Put puppy outside
30 - Finish vacuuming. Let puppy in. See Caesar bark at the door where vacuum cleaner is kept. Tell puppy to be quiet for about 2 minutes before he complies
31 - Fold the remaining of the laundry.
32 - Find a beach hat and place it on puppy. Think it is so cute it really deserves a picture. Chase Caesar for about 5 minutes as he decides to play "catch me" while carrying your hat in his mouth. Throw hat back in the wash.
33 - Look around and realize your place looks a whole lot better. Hug and kiss puppy for making you laugh throughout the process
How to Clean the House with 3 month Caesar
1 - Take a walk around the house and start a game plan. Be followed by Caesar.
2 - Start with laundry. Make a pile of whites. Chase Caesar around the house yelling "leave it" as an attempt to have him drop your socks.
3 - Make a pile of colors. Chase Caesar around the house as he picks once again the same sock you have taken away from him.
4 - Put Caesar in crate, feel guilty, and decide to put up with his shenanigans
5 - Make a pile of delicates. Chase Caesar as he does laps around the house with your delicates.
6 - Take load of white to laundry room.
7 - Remove Caesar from pile of colors
8 - Play with Caesar as laundry is being done
9 - Start folding laundry
10 - Hang your jacket to dry. Make puppy stop playing "tug-o-war" with your jacket
11 - Hang your jacket higher.
12 - Remove flying Caesar who jumped on jacket and is now hanging by his teeth.
13 - Neatly put laundry away
14 - Chase Caesar as he runs with the sock that fell as you took into your closet.
15 - Forget closet door open. Try not to kill puppy when you realize he's playing tug-o-war with a VERY expensive dress. Spend 20 minutes making sure dress is ok and puppy does not need to be killked. Close closet door. Trip on puppy who decided to stay right behind you.
16 - Start cleaning bathroom. Remove toilet paper empty roll from Caesar's mouth. Pick up pieces everywhere.
17 - Clean bathroom. Realize puppy is too quiet. Realize puppy is no where to be found. Panic... hear a quiet growl and find puppy under the bed. Remove shoes from puppy's mouth. Give him his chew toy and see him ignore it. Remove fuzzies from puppy and realize you REALLY need to vacuum....
18 - Take puppy out to relieve himself
19 - Take the chance and take a whole lot of trash out
20 - Come back and realize puppy pad is in pieces
21 - Clean patio
22 - Give puppy a different chew toy and watch him ignore it once again
23 - Grab Caesar and cover him in kisses
24 - Let puppy in the house again
25 - Tell puppy once again to stop jumping on your jacket
26 - Hear chomping in the kitchen. Find puppy chewing on jewerly
27 - Give puppy a different chew toy. See him chew for five minutes
28 - Vacuum the house. Try to convince Caesar that the vacuum cleaner is not evil and he can stop chasing it.
29 - Put puppy outside
30 - Finish vacuuming. Let puppy in. See Caesar bark at the door where vacuum cleaner is kept. Tell puppy to be quiet for about 2 minutes before he complies
31 - Fold the remaining of the laundry.
32 - Find a beach hat and place it on puppy. Think it is so cute it really deserves a picture. Chase Caesar for about 5 minutes as he decides to play "catch me" while carrying your hat in his mouth. Throw hat back in the wash.
33 - Look around and realize your place looks a whole lot better. Hug and kiss puppy for making you laugh throughout the process
Comment
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Comment by Josh on January 8, 2009 at 11:49am
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HA Seamus does all of those things and not necessarily in that order. The most insane part is when you try and discipline him not to and he gets the bright idea that it's some sort of a new game that dad made up. 15 minutes later of chasing him around the apartment trying to get my favorite pair of socks back...
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Comment by Laura Jones on January 7, 2009 at 11:50am
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KC just likes to sit on my pile of laundry that I have freshly folded. She is determined that she needs to kill the broom and mop though.
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Comment by Monty'sMom on January 7, 2009 at 10:35am
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Seriously what is is with the obsession of dryer sheets and socks. Luckily so far Monty just tears up the dryer sheet and doesn't eat it so we play a game of who can find the dryer sheet first. The socks are funny, he grabs it, looks back to see if we see him with it then runs off and shakes it in his mouth like a rat terrier. If we just walk in another room he drops it, so we stopped chasing him to get the socks back. The only problem is trying to find matching socks as the pairs are split up by this game.
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Comment by Nicola Porter on January 7, 2009 at 10:30am
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True that.
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Comment by Rachel on January 7, 2009 at 10:30am
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Haha! I had a similar routine with Izzie when she was a wee one. She still loves to catch the dryer sheets whenever I'm doing laundry and run off with them into the family room and tear them up into pieces. And of course, they never loose their loves of socks!
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Comment by Wynne Phillips on January 7, 2009 at 9:22am
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How cute-and how true!
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Comment by Renee on January 7, 2009 at 8:28am
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Sounds a lot like an execise DVD. Maybe you could video it and market it!
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Comment by Wendt Worth Corgi's on January 7, 2009 at 12:38am
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Aww..that is great and so honestly true.
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