I saw this on facebook & thought I would share it.
Non-pet owners who visit & like to complain about our pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you they are animals. To me they are my babies who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don' t speak clearly.