So I learned a new thing on Christmas Eve. Well, several new things. First, there is no receptacle that Ethel cannot open, including child-proof caps, well screwed-on lids and boxes shut and latched. Second, apparently, wood putty is an appealing snack. And third, if you have a Home Again microchip, you can pay a certain annual fee, and receive free, unlimited access to the ASPCA's poison control hotline without knowing it. Amazing! I think the sequence speaks for itself: The devil dog, Ethel, got into a room where I am doing some work (through closed doors and baby gates), opened a box, popped a lid, ate putty. Found her in the act, gave her some peroxide, she threw up most of putty. Called the ASPCA's poison control hotline for further advice, discovered that since we think she hadn't eaten too much, and had thrown up a bunch, we just needed to increase her fiber for a time to help "push" the rest out. AND, when they looked us up on their computer, their service was free (normally, they charge you $60 to talk to the vet). They were very complimentary about her uploaded picture, too. And a Merry Christmas was had by all. So if you too have a Home Again chip, you might want to explore the extras you may have....