I have two naughty, naughty corgis who are lucky that they aren't in a box in the front yard that says "free to a good home." 

First, I come home and they EATEN one of my special sandals, the expensive ones that I brought back from Venezuela.  Now, they aren't big chewers normally, so I've gotten lax about leaving things out. This upsets  me, but it's partially my own faulty.  Today, I come home and they have DUG ANOTHER SPECIAL PAIR OF SANDALS out of the closet and eaten them up.…

So our girl Luna is a big talker.  We know that, we've seen it since she was a pup.  She has the full range of corgi talk (wookie talk, grumbling, growling, yipping, etc.).  This is usually for a purpose (like, "let me out to potty"), or in response to petting (almost like a purr?)...she has a specific "butt-rubbing grumble" but right now she's showing off a new one:

I'm in a recliner. Her sister is sitting with me. She's in her crate (with not a soul within 20 feet of her). She's…