Waffle, what are you hiding from? Is it... YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Well, time beats on. You're an adult now! No more excuses. ... Okay, some excuses. You're cute enough for extra leniency.
Anyways, I am a bad mom. I haven't registered him yet, and if I don't in the next month, it is going to cost $85 to do so. ... Instead of the original $20. It costs $55 now. BOOOO.
I don't know what to name him though. He means so much to me, and I want to convey that in his name. ... But I also want to describe him. I am torn on what to do. Here is a list of names I am thinking of. Probably more will pop up.
Corizma Shortstack (the default if I really can't think of anything)
Corizma Carrots (Reddit joke... Why do I even like this???)
Corizma Courage (For having the courage to go through with getting a dog...!)
Corizma Loveless (Nobody loves Waffle.)
Corizma's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Dog (...Awful Waffle)
Corizma Seaside (From VB and his blaze looks like a sailboat or an island with a flag on it)
Corizma Waffle House, M.D. (... I'm not even sure this is allowed)
Corizma Awake My Soul (not big on having a possessive pronoun in there, so this is probably out)
I really like "Defying Gravity" as a name, but as you can imagine if you are familiar with Wicked at all, that 4876583 dogs have the name "Defying Gravity".
I will decide on something shortly I suppose.