Herro, MyCorgee folks.
I am a reetle bit conserned. My hooman, Rachaer, usooully sleeps 6-8 hours a day. She has bin sleeping for 13 or 14. I am soooo bored. Her sound has gottin vurry deep and she makes a "hack-hack" sownd and her face gets awl wet and schticky and she rubs payper awl ohvurr her snowt. How kin she play wiff me when she is so letharjik?
-Prince Waffle
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That is to say, I'm sick. I have't been able to take Waffle out for exercise coz I can't breathe. Even our inside playing is somewhat physically laborious. What can I do to keep him occupied while I drown in my own mucus?
Thanks.