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Comment by Keira & Rogue on February 15, 2010 at 7:40pm

that's hilarious - even if it unfortunately describes my corgi and cats to a t! I'm still trying to convince Rogue that the circuit around the coffee table is not her own personal short track.

Comment by Teresa Gilpin on February 15, 2010 at 6:47pm

That was great! It really made me laugh. (some of it is very true).

Comment by Chris on February 15, 2010 at 4:13pm

I'm trying to find someone to translate it into Corgi-ese. Whisper says she can't read English!

Comment by Roger/Laurie on February 15, 2010 at 4:06pm

That was wonderful, we laughed and laughed

Comment by Chris on February 15, 2010 at 10:30am

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort, however.. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that
sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other
end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -
canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other
dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on
the front door:


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ....

Comment by Tess & Teri on February 11, 2010 at 4:49pm

To Keira & Rogue: We did the same thing here! After yesterday's blizzard, we now have about a total of 3' of snow. We shoveled down the back deck and into the yard for Tess. She goes through the path and then jumps into the snow. She likes to go to the back part of the yard to do her 'business' under the pine trees back there. Here's a picture of Tess playing out in the blizzard with my son, Josh.

Comment by Keira & Rogue on February 10, 2010 at 8:07pm

Rogue is so spoiled that I shoveled through a foot of snow to create a path off the deck, down the sidewalk, and into the grass for her. So of course she wants nothing to do with the grassy spot I cleared for her, she wanted to plunge through the foot of snow!

Comment by Natalie, Lance &Tucker on February 10, 2010 at 5:25pm

Who me, spoiled? lol Happy Valentines!!

Comment by Edward and Gemima on February 10, 2010 at 3:03pm

That is hilarious!!!!!
Can't wait for Valentine's day so I can spoil Ed and Gem without making excuses!!

Comment by Chris on February 10, 2010 at 11:34am

Whisper has it made now! Our friend Larry, who does car graphics made her a sticker for my back window that says "You have just been passed by a Corgi with ATTITUDE!" it includes a silhouette of a pembroke.

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