Ok, so last time I typed, Morgan had dined on 3 of my shoes and my cell phone charger. We have since puppy proofed the room more, and crated him more too.
Well I take the dogs to work with me and I was taking a brake and reading my book. Mark comes by and I leave my book on the chair. Only to discover that he is also a book worm. He ate the corner of my FAVORITE book! The World of Pooh, it is a book made in the 1950's and I have read it time and time again. I love this book and I would have had this particular copy until I was old and grey..... he ATE IT!
Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting.... Calming down.....
It can still be read, but to me it is ruined. I am going to retire this book to the shelf and just feel depressed. I haven't the heart to get rid of it, I love it too much. But to read it I have to look at the teeth marks and that just hurts! He chewed my child hood. I was only gone a second and it was up high on the chair. I cannot win. I buy him toys and treats and love and this is what I get... It is not a teething thing, he was bored and decided to act like a prick.
Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting.... Calming down.....
And he ate Mark's flip flops he left on the ground. I kept thinking it is not the best place to leave anything because of Morgan but I let it go. Mark also tends to drop all of his clothes on the floor and his computer wires..... so I am sure he will be on here one of these days and saying the same thing. But that is my rant, I am on the verge of mutinee. I told Morgan he would "make a handsome throw rug so don't mess with me." He just smiled and licked my face. He knows there is no danger, no fire behind my eyes. I am upset, but I am not angry. What can I say, I really am a push over. I accidentally stepped on a snail in the rain the other day and out of habit I said "oh, sorry".... to a SNAIL! It is just my nature, I am polite and I feel bad about everything. A kids kite gets stuck in a tree I apologize on the winds behalf. So I cannot be angry at Morgan, I am stuck here, feeling sorry for my book. It didn't deserve to be chewed on after all those years of loyal reading and childhood imagination..................................
Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting....Venting, Venting.... OK I am done now.
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