Heres another one try not to laugh



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a

teenager sitting next to him.

 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,

and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him

staring every time.



When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter

old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his

response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not

bat an eye in his response.

 

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you

were my son..'

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Permalink Reply by Jane Christensen on July 27, 2011 at 9:40am
Love it....your dad must have a great sense of humor...tell him to keep it up:)
Permalink Reply by Bev Levy on July 27, 2011 at 9:50am
That was great!
Permalink Reply by Becky S on July 27, 2011 at 1:59pm
Certainly didn't see that response coming -- too funny
Permalink Reply by Amy and Marlee on July 27, 2011 at 7:21pm
I would have loved to have seen this one.  Sooo funny....you need to send it to Readers Digest or something.
Permalink Reply by Manda and Chloe on July 27, 2011 at 7:55pm

omg, i love it!

 

Permalink Reply by mia, herky, & kim on August 6, 2011 at 8:04am
Too funny! I made sure I didn't have any coffee in my mouth to choke on!
Permalink Reply by Joanne Koppenaal on August 6, 2011 at 8:39am

That made my day!

 

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