I found this on another website that I use and had to copy it!!!
I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells.
The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will scootch my…
Added by Lynne Cerny on February 5, 2010 at 9:30am — 4 Comments
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