It wasn't one I posted.  I was listening to my iPod on my way to work and I figured it out.  I just had to use it.

Corizma Better Together

There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard

No song that I could sing, but I…

Waffle, what are you hiding from? Is it... YOUR BIRTHDAY? 

Well, time beats on.  You're an adult now!  No more excuses. ... Okay, some excuses.  You're cute enough for extra leniency.

Anyways, I am a bad mom.  I haven't registered him yet, and if I don't in the next month, it is going to cost $85 to do so. ... Instead of the…

WANTED: FOR LOOKING DANGEROUSLY LIKE SPIDERS AND HAVING CLAMPS FOR HANDS.

SAND "GHOST" CRAB

Weekly, Waffle heads to the beach to hunt these dangerous creatures.  They don't come out until the moon does, making it ever more dangerous and difficult to capture…

Today, we lost one of the best dogs I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. 

His name was Buddy, and he was a Golden Retriever.  I’ve known him and his family since I was 13 years old—that’s a good 8 years.  Before meeting him, I was deathly afraid of dogs.  I was bit by a Golden when I was little; I deserved it.  I was bothering her puppies. …