Jordan and Teagen came to the joint decision today, probaly somewhere in the hallway, that Mom doesn't respond properly to cute wooki noises as a wake up call anymore. So their little corgi brains came up with the idea of a full frontal attack. But unknown to them I was awake and saw them coming even though I didn't respond in time so still had to suffer pain. They both came slinking in through the door very quiet with ears laid back, put their paws over the edge of the bed and peeked(I closed my eye real quick) they got down and then slinked back out to the hallway for one more conversation . More little wooki sounds from them in the hallway(building themselves up I suppose) and then CHARGE!!! They both came running and barking took one flying leap in unision and landing perfectly together on my chest and stomach. Oof!! that hurt, they then preceded to attempt to drown me in some corgi version of waterboarding by licking my face in unision. Yuck!! The whole time barking, so the corgi spit was really flying. After I struggled to a sitting position they jumped down and ran back into the hallway so they could peek around the doorframe to see if they got their desired response of Mom getting out of bed. Which of course I did, Needed to wash my face and pee now. They were so proud when I came down the hallway saying "Good morning to you to" they disinagrated into a wild frap of pleasure.