"Once my wife took some cake to the living room for breakfast. She had to go to the bathroom and left the cake on the coffee table. I was in the kitchen getting my cake, while Yoda is looking at me begging for food. When she came…"
Actually, it's "the porcupine attacked by a dog". Yes, it's nasty. The dachshund I grew up with had permanent scars on his nose. Al saved our most ambitious mountain climb by being well-behaved with the porcupine.